Your website has never been hacked! (except for all the times that it has)
As part of my general wish to be a good netizen and advocate of website security, I made a responsible disclosure the other day, you know, the kind where you privately email an organisation and pass on security flaws in their online presence that they might not otherwise be aware of. Anyway, the response was, well, you decide: > To date we've not had a single security issue stemming from [insert risk I sent to them here] Really? Not a single one? Clearly whatever defences this particular org...