This must have seemed like a good idea at the time:
We're LIVE! Tweet your cyber crime questions in using #cybercrimensw
— NSW Police (@nswpolice) October 14, 2015
The idea of a hashtag campaign is to drum up social support where anyone can chime in with their 2 cents worth and all going according to plan, you get all this nice warm and fuzzy community engagement. Problem is though that hashtag campaigns have a long and sordid history of going off the rails, particularly when the organisation running them doesn’t always have the best standing in the online community. (We’re right at the start of mandatory metadata retention laws here in Australia so the law and “cyber” isn’t sitting real well with everyone right now.)
The other thing about #cybercrimensw is “cyber”. For those of you a little less tuned in to all things online security, “the c word” tends to get abused with reckless abandon. Oh sure there’s cyber-criminals and bullying and fairly reasonable uses of the term, but then somehow we started seeing cyber-bombs and cyber-army and other frankly ridiculous interpretations of the term (Gizmodo did a good writeup on Why You Sound Dumb When You Use The Word 'Cyber' last year). What was wrong with computer-[thing] or online-[thing]?! Apparently it just didn’t have the same news headline ring to it and now here we are.
Anyway, the responses to our first state’s police campaign were frequently hilarious as a result of them possibly not being quite tuned in enough to the nature of hashtag campaigns and the cyber word. Eventually they had to abandon the exercise due to the flood of hashtag spam which is a shame because what they’re doing is in essence a good thing, they just needed a bit more input on how to cyber-engage with the community :)
Here are some of the standouts:
.@nswpolice Thoughts on storing your password amongst a field of binary where criminals can steal it with tweezers? pic.twitter.com/mbSWTb66ts
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) October 14, 2015
.@nswpolice when are you going to crack down on companies that insist on using Internet Explorer? #cybercrimensw
— Mr M80 (@Epigrammist) October 14, 2015
.@nswpolice As a user who owns a balaclava, how do I ensure the balaclava never makes me cybercrime? #cybercrimensw pic.twitter.com/85T0LmXCbC
— Aphrodite (@1c75a) October 14, 2015
@nswpolice My brother set fastest times on every stage of my Colin McRae rally game on PS1 is it legal to punch him? #cybercrimensw
— Noël (@TheWrongNoel) October 14, 2015
how can i avoid being hit by a smooth criminal? #cybercrimensw pic.twitter.com/AzBmFWedLC
— alex mclaren (@mramclaren) October 14, 2015
can I be prosecuted for repeatedly owning someone online? #cybercrimensw @nswpolice
— eleanor (@EllyOceania) October 14, 2015
.@nswpolice My cat is only 3. What can I do about this? pic.twitter.com/yLx5H8qDwS
— Reasonable Hank (@reasonable_hank) October 14, 2015
My coworker keeps changing my screensaver to a picture of a dog wearing human clothes #cybercrimensw
— bea_ker (@bea_ker) October 14, 2015
@nswpolice When are you going to have these keyboards recalled??? #cybercrimensw pic.twitter.com/TkmojQ70vJ
— Nige Moyes (@NigeMoyes) October 14, 2015
How many years do I get if I remove a USB drive without using the little "remove safely" doohickey? #cybercrimensw
— Minister for Cider (@drunkenmadman) October 14, 2015
#cybercrimensw Kang Mu destroyed my village. Surely this is a cybercrime?? pic.twitter.com/6PQ9asLTnW
— Minister for Cider (@drunkenmadman) October 14, 2015
When Obi Wan sabotaged the Death Star's tractor beam, was that a cybercrime or just a regular crime? #cybercrimensw
— Mark Fletcher (@clothedvillainy) October 14, 2015
.@nswpolice What are your recommendations for avoiding THIS? #cybercrimensw pic.twitter.com/e0bCteqStt
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) October 14, 2015